If you were writing a review for your own house right now as an all-inclusive resort, what would it say?
Ours would read: Accommodations are a bit tight with other visitors but they are quite friendly. The all-inclusive is decorated to my tastes, but the cleanliness could definitely be improved. Only one bar and not always stocked well, but a very short walk back to the rooms. Could use a better chef but access to the kitchen is, thankfully, 24 hours.